1. Caught going 99 in a 70 zone. Need to rethink my choices in life.

  2. I desperately want to own this.

    I desperately want to own this.

  3. I’m like Liz Lemon but Tracy and Jenna are my superiors.
    The best thing about work is that I now have an entire wall that’s a dry erase board. It’s covered with dicks right now.

  4. Watching lost and bawling. I did the same with cast away. I guess I have a thing for islands??

  5. "Let go, or be dragged."
    - Zen Proverb 
  6. "Don’t settle. Don’t finish crappy books. If you don’t like the menu, leave the restaurant. If you’re not on the right path, get off it."
    - Chris Brogan (via istolefrommarcjacobs)