1. I desperately want to own this.

    I desperately want to own this.

  2. I’m like Liz Lemon but Tracy and Jenna are my superiors.
    The best thing about work is that I now have an entire wall that’s a dry erase board. It’s covered with dicks right now.

  3. Watching lost and bawling. I did the same with cast away. I guess I have a thing for islands??

  4. "Let go, or be dragged."
    - Zen Proverb 
  5. "Don’t settle. Don’t finish crappy books. If you don’t like the menu, leave the restaurant. If you’re not on the right path, get off it."
    - Chris Brogan (via istolefrommarcjacobs)
  6. i also ran my car into my garage door again which really just balances everything out for this week.